Turd Burglar

septic tank company

About us

Serving Cecil and Harford Counties in Maryland, Turd Burglar is your go-to for septic tank pumping, maintenance, and cleaning with a lighthearted twist. Whether it’s an emergency overflow or routine maintenance, we tackle the messiest jobs with a smile (and a mask). Our team of septic pros ensures your system runs smoothly, offering reliable service, fair prices, and a sprinkle of humor to brighten your day. Don’t let a bad tank bring you down—call Turd Burglar! We’ll “rob” your worries and leave your system stink-free. 💩 Your poop is our passion. Your fecal matters to us!!

Business highlights

5 years of trusted experience
Emergency Services Offered

Amenities

Emergency Services
Yes


Accepted payment methods

CreditCard

Reviews

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quality
5.0
value
5.0
responsiveness
5.0
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Tony M.
02/2025
5.0
Called Brian to have my septic tank pumped. Answered my call immediately, set an appointment for a couple of days from the call. Arrived right on time and provided excellent service at a reasonable price. Will absolutely use his service in the future.
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    Contact information


    Service hours

    Monday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Tuesday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Wednesday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Thursday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Friday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Saturday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Sunday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

    Licensing

    Insured
    State Contractor License Requirements

    All statements concerning insurance, licenses, and bonds are informational only, and are self-reported. Since insurance, licenses and bonds can expire and can be cancelled, homeowners should always check such information for themselves. To find more licensing information for your state, visit our State Contractor License Requirements page.

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    Service Categories

    septic tank company

    FAQ

    Monday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

    Tuesday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

    Wednesday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

    Thursday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

    Friday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

    Saturday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

    Sunday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

    Turd Burglar accepts the following forms of payment: CreditCard
    No, Turd Burglar does not offer free project estimates.
    No, Turd Burglar does not offer eco-friendly accreditations.
    No, Turd Burglar does not offer a senior discount.
    Yes, Turd Burglar offers emergency services.
    No, Turd Burglar does not offer warranties.

    Contact information


    Service hours

    Monday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Tuesday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Wednesday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Thursday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Friday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Saturday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
    Sunday:
    12:00 AM - 11:59 PM